Gloria in excelsis Deo

Thursday, October 29, 2009

Thank you, Gordon Sumner

Thank you Sting, or Mr. Sting, for your brilliant theological insights. The idea that Obama may be a divine answer to the world's problems seems, how to say, illuminating, transcendent, inspired, vituperous. Why, without such wise words from so wise a celebrity I would never have thought of the One as being the ONE. I did not hear the wise words spoken by Bono or Cheryl Crow, or the prophetic verses of Bruce Springsteen and Kanye West. Nor did I see the signs put forth by the luminaries such as Sscarllett Johhannssenn and Steven Spielberg. But now that Sting has spoken scales have fallen from my eyes and at last I can see. BTW, Mr. Sting, sir, that album you did of Dowland's songs really sucked. Just thought I'd mention that.

1 comments:

Captain Awesome said...

Again, I quote Alice Cooper.

"Why would anyone listen to us? We're rock stars; we're idiots!"

how asinine.